i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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