you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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