I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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