I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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