at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
be right there i have to get my cape
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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