He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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