He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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