Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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