You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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