just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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