hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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