brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
A bitchslap is in order.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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