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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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