You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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