Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Farmville is her only friend.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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