he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
