Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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