Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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