They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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