Im at strip club and am horny
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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