somebody snuck up and got me drunk
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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