I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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