I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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