I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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