Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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