I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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