i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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