I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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