He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just google imaged poop.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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