I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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