I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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