I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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