doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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