then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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