Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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