Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
"it" just moved
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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