your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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