All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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