id be glad to
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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