what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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