Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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