I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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