so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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