found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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