don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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