afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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