am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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