Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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