Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You dont lie about slip and slides
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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