Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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