god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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