I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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